A woman picked up a package and squinted at the label. "It says 'duvet cover, king.' Does that mean this is a king duvet cover?"
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It is the end of a long, busy day. One of my weary co-workers starts to ring up a sale for an equally weary customer.
Sales clerk, entering customer info into the computer: "May I have your last name, please?"
Customer: "A-B-B-O-T-T."
Clerk: "And would you spell that, please?"
Customer: "A-B-B-O-T-T."
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Customer, looking at the label on a tablecloth: "70 by 70 inches. Is that a square square or a long square?"
